July, 2009

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The Guide to Surviving an Axe Murderer

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in between hordes of the undead you may also have to deal with the occasional maniac so be prepared

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Welcome to our new members from overseas.

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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day..

I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No crap, really? Ya think?

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Horror portraits by Daikichi Amano

http://www.daikichiamano.com/

Photographer Daikichi Amano’s deliciously macabre portraits are a titillating blend of horror, dark humor, and animal parts. (NSFW.)

Photograph by Daikichi Amano --

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Sketches of hell by Kyosai

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found these while browsing and had never seen them before nice to see they were just as twisted in the 1870s

 from a very weird site that loves all things japanese

http://www.pinktentacle.com/

 

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Divorce Letter

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Dear Meg,

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Dr. Epstein.

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Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field.
Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently passed gas.

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Leysdown in Kent Sea Monster Sighting

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Had this sent. According to the writer he was out taking pictures of his wife and kids and saw this.

Its either my last plop thats got past the sewage system or if it isnt, I aint going for a paddle.

Amityville and Loch Ness eat your heart out.

Health and Safety executives will have red flags on the beach in no time.

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Dali and Disney's DESTINO completed

Dali and Disney's DESTINO completed Friday, July 3, 2009 In 1946 legendary surrealist Salvador Dali formed an unlikely friendship with Walt Disney, and they spent some time collaborating on a short film called Destino. Dali and Disney artist John Hench worked on a lot of storyboards, but only 18 seconds of test footage were shot before the project was abandoned. In 1999, Disney's nephew Roy Edward Disney was working on Fantasia 2000 and he decided to complete the Destino project, over 50 years after production began.